This guy isn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer if you know what I mean…
Pretty soon stores will be stocking Brawndo the Thirst Mutilator…
“FLATBUSH, Brooklyn (PIX11) – The 15-year-old girl seen in cellphone video getting beaten by a gang of teens inside a Brooklyn McDonald’s seems to be basking in her new-found Internet fame.
The teen, who was treated and released from a hospital for injuries she sustained in the savage Monday afternoon beating, has taken to her Facebook page to refute claims she was ever injured at all. “WHAT TWO BLACK EYES I HAVE THE NEWSPAPER IS A LIER [sic] &MY GRANDMA NEVER TALKED TO THESE PEOPLE,” the girl wrote, referring to a New York Daily News Report.
She also commented that her “11s” looked “gucci” during the melee, which means in teen vernacular that her Jordan sneakers looked good. The teen, thanked the dozens of people who said she’s “famous now,” and even posted a screenshot of the video posted to rapper Lil Durk’s Instagram page.”
Not even sure how this sounds like it would be a good idea. One thing to think about is that out of all ideas this guy had, this was the one that beat out the rest. I wonder what the ones were that didn’t make the cut?
“NEWVILLE — A Mineral Point man was arrested for exposing his genitals to employees at a McDonald’s Restaurant in Newville on Sunday.
Deputies from the Rock County Sheriff’s Office received a complaint from employees at the McDonald’s at 11117 N Goede Road that a male had exposed himself as he paid for and received his food order while going through the restaurant’s drive-through.
Employees were able to provide deputies with a description of the vehicle and the vehicle’s registration. They matched that of several previous incidents similar in nature dating back to September of 2014.
In the previous incidents, a male would order the same item, and as he paid the cashier and received his item, he would have his genitals exposed and in view of the female employees working the drive-through windows.
These incidents happened once a month around the same time of the month, but went unreported to law enforcement for several months.
Deputies have been investigating these prior incidents once they were reported, but due to a lack of a vehicle make/model or registration or useable surveillance video, identifying the vehicle and/or suspect has proven difficult.
With the information given by the employees Sunday, Rock County Deputies were able to identify the registered owner of the vehicle, who was identified as Derik Cree, 27, of Mineral Point. Deputies were able to make contact with Cree, who admitted to exposing his genitals at the McDonald’s on Sunday.
After further questioning, Cree also admitted to exposing his genitals during the several previously reported incidents. During some of these incidents, the female employees who Cree exposed his genitals to were under the age of 18.
Cree was taken into custody and transported to the Rock County Jail and booked on two counts of exposing genitals, pubic area, or intimate parts to a child, a felony, and four counts of lewd and lascivious behavior, a misdemeanor.
Cree was to appear in court today, Monday, Feb. 9.”
I’m trying to figure out how they got on the topic of his work schedule…still have got nothing…
“GREENACRES (CBS12) — Fedline Pierrelus of Lake Worth faced a judge Thursday morning.
Police say back in January, Pierrelus followed a woman walking home on Jog Road in Greenacres and forced her into the woods where he’s accused of raping her.
The victim told investigators the man who attacked her was wearing McDonald’s work clothes at the time of the attack, and before raping her mentioned he worked at a nearby location.
Police say the tracked Pierrelus down by making a photo lineup of McDonald’s workers in the area, the victim identified the attacker.
Pierrelus is being held in the palm beach county jail on a $100,000 bond.”
Video at source: http://www.cbs12.com/news/top-stories/stories/vid_23121.shtml?wap=0
Who called the cops? Stalin!?
“BEAVER DAM, Wis. (AP) — A Beaver Dam police officer says he’s certain he’s never responded to a call like the one he handled recently at a McDonald’s restaurant.
Officer Rich Dahl responded to an anonymous complaint from a customer about a woman who brought a kangaroo into McDonald’s. Dahl said Tuesday the woman had the baby kangaroo wrapped in a blanket and tucked in an infant car seat.
Dahl says when he confronted the woman she explained the kangaroo was a service animal to help her cope with emotional distress and she produced a letter from a doctor.
The officer says the woman was upset at first, but then agreed to leave the restaurant.
McDonald’s says its policy is to make its restaurants accessible to all customers, including those with disabilities and special needs.”
Good on him…or…not on him…who asks this to people?
“HOUSTON — Montgomery County, Texas, detectives are investigating a bizarre encounter in a McDonald’s bathroom that traumatized a little boy.
For the May family, a quick stop for dinner on a busy school night turned into quite the wake up call.
“Although I completely believed my son and every word he said, it still didn’t feel real in that moment,” Diane Stoebner-May said.
It started with a trip to the bathroom. Christopher is nine years old and didn’t want to go into the lady’s restroom with his mom. His sister Tori waited for him outside the men’s bathroom until he came out.
“Christopher, he was standing there, he was crying — and I was like, ‘What’s wrong? What’s wrong? Tell me!'” Tori May said.
“He just followed me into the stall and locked the door and said ‘Get on the toilet so I can pee on you.’ And I said no. And I kept saying no,” Christopher said.
A young man cornered little Christopher in the bathroom stall and repeatedly told him he wanted to urinate on the boy.
“You know I was so shocked when my son was telling me this,” Stoebner-May said. “This individual had to know there was a parent pretty close – in the restaurant. I mean, it’s McDonald’s, it’s not a huge place.”
The man got away that night, but Stoebner-May immediately filed a police report. Officers combed through surveillance video at that McDonald’s but wouldn’t let us view it yet because the case is still open.
After our phone calls, police tell us they’ve identified and interviewed the suspect, and he’s been in trouble before.
Stoebner-May says Christopher will now be accompanied to bathrooms by his dad. She wanted to share this story as a warning to other parents.
“My son told him no. But it made me worry about – is he looking for another child? What would’ve happened if it would’ve been a younger kid who didn’t know how to handle that situation?” Stoebner-May said.
The owner of that McDonald’s didn’t want to comment, citing an open investigation.”
Someone call Maury!
“(Des Moines Register) — A good Samaritan flashed a pistol to stop two people from fighting over a child at a McDonald’s on Sunday.
Police arrived at McDonald’s, 701 Army Post Road, around 1:20 p.m. on a report of an assault. Two parents were in a “tug-of-war” over their 1-year-old outside the restaurant, according to a police report.
The mother told police at first that she had court documents proving she had custody of her son, but agreed to meet the father for a visitation. After about 30 minutes, the mother tried to leave the restaurant with her son in her arms, the report stated.
The father reportedly ran up behind her, pinning her against the glass to prevent her from leaving. She could feel a knife that was in his pocket, the report stated.
That’s when another man, who was walking into McDonald’s, intervened. He saw a man put his hands on the woman and pulled out a pistol, pointing it at the ground.”
The man had military experience and described himself as a “good Samaritan” who was concerned a physical assault was taking place, the report stated. He had a permit to carry concealed weapons.
The man talked the two parents down, and the woman walked away with the child. The father got into a car and left the scene.
Police located the father, who said he has had custody of the son since he was 12 days old and denied the custody order existed. The two were at McDonald’s so he could visit with his son, but the mother suddenly walked off with him, the father told police.
The suspect admitted that he tried to stop her and grabbed at his son, but that he had no intent of assaulting either of them.
The mother later told police she had found the court order for custody of her child and that she wasn’t sure whether the man was even the father. She told police the man tried to “kidnap” her son.
No charges have been filed because there were no visible injuries and police have yet to reach all witnesses to the incident, the report stated.”