Chairs Fly at Rock n Roll McDonald’s

Video at source. I can’t take this seriously because all that plays in my head is the Wesley Willis song, “Rock n Roll McDonald’s.”

“A quarter pounder will put pounds on you”

From cbs.com:

“(STMW) — A fight broke out in the early hours of Saturday at the well-known Rock ‘n’ Roll McDonald’s in River North, police say.

Cell phone footage — purportedly of the fight — was posted online by an anonymous source later Saturday. It shows a group of men viciously beating another man with an aluminum chair inside what appears to be the tourist hotspot in the 600 block of North Clark, the Sun-Times is reporting.

The distinctive chairs are of a designer style used at the Rock n’ Roll McDonalds, and the restaurant’s escalator can also be seen in the video.

Chicago Police News Affairs Officer Hector Alfaro confirmed that police were called about 1 a.m. to a fight at the restaurant. But police haven’t reviewed the video because “there was minor property damage and no injuries reported, so there is no further ongoing investigation,” Alfaro said.

An unspecified number of people involved in the fight ran away before officers arrived, Alfaro said.

No one was taken to a hospital from the restaurant but there was minor property damage, Alfaro said.

Police said the fight wasn’t connected to another large fight involving at least 30 people at Navy Pier at about 7:45 p.m. Friday evening. Five people were arrested for reckless conduct and a pregnant female was taken to a hospital with non-life threatening injuries after that fight, according police and fire officials.”

Source: http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2014/12/28/video-purportedly-captures-vicious-fight-at-rock-n-roll-mcdonalds/

Man Pulls Gun Over Missed McDouble, Proves Struggle is Real

Just gotta keep going…

From usatoday.com:

“A Nashville, Tenn., man became so upset about a missing McDouble cheeseburger from his drive-thru McDonald’s order he returned to the restaurant with a pistol, police said.

North Precinct detectives are looking for 21-year-old Demetri Johnson in connection to the Thursday aggravated assault at the restaurant, according to a news release from the Metropolitan Nashville Police Department. His last known address is on Joseph Avenue.

Police said Johnson placed a drive-thru order early Thursday, received his food and pulled away. He drove back through the drive-thru, complained about the missing cheeseburger and the manager asked him to park and said he would bring out the missing sandwich.

The cheeseburger is not part of the eight items McDonald’s is cutting from its menu in select testing locations.
Johnson is accused of walking into the restaurant a few minutes later with a pistol, racking it and demanding that staff fix the order, police said. He and the three women with him also wanted fresh fries and new soft drinks. They left after receiving their food.

Police ask anyone who sees Johnson to contact Crime Stoppers at 74-CRIME.”

Source: http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2014/12/23/man-pulls-gun-mcdonalds-order/20800425/

Scissor Wielding McDonald’s Customer Wants to Fight Anyone

Please tell me someone told this guy to, “cut it out.”

From thespectrum.com:

“ST. GEORGE – St. George police arrested a 60-year-old New Mexico man Saturday afternoon after he allegedly challenged a manager and another employee of the McDonald’s to a fight and threatened one of them with a pair of scissors, according to a probable cause statement.

Eldy Westergard of Albuquerque faces a misdemeanor charge of threatening with a weapon and an infraction of disorderly conduct, according to the online booking sheet of the Washington County Sheriff’s Office.
Westergard was booked into Purgatory Correctional Facility on $1,950 bail.

Westergard allegedly yelled at the manager at the McDonald’s at 800 E. St. George Boulevard when she confronted him with a complaint from customers about him displaying photos of naked women while he was eating lunch, the statement said.
He then challenged the two women to a fight outside.

Westergard allegedly pulled out the scissors, pointed it at the employee and moved toward her after she said she would not fight him.”

Source: http://www.thespectrum.com/story/news/local/2014/12/16/police-arrest-man-threat-scissors-mcdonalds/20508691/

VIDEO LINK: Drunk Girls Arrested for Flipping Out at McDonald’s

Summary: A car full of drunk chicks get out of their vehicle and start smacking on the drive thru window because the McDonald’s staff doesn’t want anything to do with them. They must really want their fast food because they amp up their drunken slurring/yelling quite a bit before talking to the car of guys behind them which they seem to know. The staff calls the cops and of course the car full of drunks start arguing with them (one is even holding a beer and waving it around). Long story short, while extracting the most visibly drunk chick who starts shouting, “I’m pregnant”, it’s sort of unclear whether the cop smacks her head on the ground or she does it herself while flipping out. Either way she’s just passed out on the ground which freaks the guys filming out and they finally drive off.

See for yourself, click the link. NSFW language: http://www.opposingviews.com/i/society/drunk-michigan-girls-arrested-mcdonalds-drive-thru-after-screaming-fhritp-video

McDonald’s Accidentally Shows Porn

Happy Meals are on the menu. Happy endings aren’t. I’m guessing “well done” means something else at that location…alright, I’ll stop.

From nypost.com:

“Customers at a McDonald’s in Switzerland were lovin’ it when video screens in the eatery inadvertently served them some hard-core fare, according to Central European News.
Steffen Reiniger, 24, went to the restaurant in the town of Zuchwil with friends for burgers when they were treated to porn from the Sexy Sports Clips program aired by a German sports channel.

“We were only a group of men so it didn’t bother us, although what would have happened if there was a family in the restaurant at that time I don’t know,” Reininger said.

An employee changed the channel after noticing the titillating video.
McDonald’s apologized, saying workers were asked to leave the TVs turned to the channel Eurosport.

The workers sometimes “change the channel to please a customer,” spokeswoman Aglae Strachwitz said.

The staff didn’t know that Sport 1 also included a porn show, she said.

“If our employees didn’t immediately realize what was going on it’s because they were concentrating on our customers and their work,” she said.”

Source: http://nypost.com/2014/12/09/customers-accidentally-get-a-side-of-porn-at-mcdonalds/

Suspected Murderer/Kid Diddler Arrested in McDonald’s Parking Lot

Apparently it takes 15 cop cars to arrest one guy in a van at a fast food place.

From firstcoastnews.com:

“We were wondering why all these police cars were with this one van because none of us had actually heard what happened,” she said.

What Hood and her employees did not know at the time was that area law enforcement were on the hunt for Donald Davidson, 34, of Middleburg.
Davidson was wanted in connection with the stabbing death of a family friend and the alleged kidnapping and sexual assault of the victim’s young daughter on Monday evening.

The convicted sexual predator removed his GPS monitoring device that he was supposed to be wearing as part of a court-ordered conditional release under the supervision of the Florida Department of Corrections.
Detectives with the Clay County Sheriff’s Office spent nearly nine hours searching for Davidson with no luck until they spotted him in the victim’s minivan in Orange Park.

Davidson complied with the officers pursuing him and pulled the minivan into the McDonald’s at the intersection of Jefferson Avenue and Blanding Boulevard.”

More at source: http://www.firstcoastnews.com/story/news/crime/2014/12/02/middleburg-murder-donald-davidson-arrest-florida/19788295/

Total Choad Attacks Wife with McChicken

I hope they feed that guy a chicken sandwich in jail. He’ll be seeing bREaD in no time.

From desmoinesregister.com:

“A picky eater was jailed Tuesday for reportedly using a McDonald’s McChicken sandwich as a weapon against his pregnant wife, according to a police report.

Marvin Tramaine Hill II, 21, admitted to police that he threw the sandwich at his wife “because he doesn’t like them.” Hill was arrested for simple domestic assault and taken to the Polk County Jail.

Des Moines police met with Hill at the couple’s home in the 1400 block of 13th Street. Hill told police it was actually his wife who assaulted him.
Hill said his wife woke him up around 1 p.m. with a McChicken in hand. He admitted to police that he became upset and threw the sandwich at her, then picked up some of the bun, throwing it at her again.

The woman went to the bathroom to clean herself up but Hill followed her and began recording her using his cellphone, which he later shared with police. In the video, police saw the woman knock the phone out of his hands.

Hill’s wife had mayonnaise on her shirt and face when officers located her. According to the woman, Hill had forcefully smashed the bun into her face.
Police noted that the woman’s nose was swollen and believed Hill was trying to entice the woman into knocking the phone out of his hands to make her appear aggressive, the report stated. Hill was arrested and his weapons permit was confiscated.
Hill remains in custody at the Polk County Jail.”

Source: http://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/crime-and-courts/2014/12/03/mcchicken-used-weapon/19823923/