Dumb Dope Dealer Falls Asleep at McDonald’s, Police Find Notebook of Clients

This guy is so bright the cops thought he was on drugs when he wasn’t. Seriously.

From couriermail.com.au:

“A DRUG dealer who was “busted” when he fell asleep in his car after having a feed of McDonald’s has received a suspended prison sentence.

Alan Thomas Bevins had pleaded guilty to trafficking in a controlled drug after over the incident in December last year.

In sentencing, District Court Judge Paul Muscat said police had approached Bevins, 23, in the driveway of a McDonald’s restaurant on Main South Rd, Morphett Vale, about 4.30am.

“Something did not appear quite right to those police officers and, as they approached you, it was evident to them that you were under the influence of a drug,” he said.

“As it turns out there was no drug found in your system; you had simply fallen asleep in the car after you bought some Macca’s.”

He said a police search of Bevin’s car had found a packet of rollie papers and a small plastic bag of crystal methylamphetamine. In the console was a notebook which listed Bevin’s drug customers.”

Source: http://m.couriermail.com.au/news/national/a-latenight-feed-of-mcdonalds-leads-to-arrest-of-sleepy-drug-trafficker-alan-thomas-bevins/story-fnii5yv5-1227033100522?nk=05667bec95b6d752ab59ec2459b960a9

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