Today’s the day that McDonald’s hires 50,000 lucky Americans. In depressing-ass Cleveland, this employment opportunity was so irresistible that it caused a long line. And then a fight. And then a bunch of people being run over, by a car, driven by someone angry that they hadn’t yet gotten that job, at McDonald’s. All of this was caught on video, of course. And uploaded to WorldstarHipHop.com. Naturally.